Philippe Noiret – IDLIX

D’Artagnan’s Daughter

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 19:48:54 +0000

It is 1654, in the South of France. When horsemen follow a runaway slave into the convent where he’s taken sanctuary and kill both the fugitive and the Mother Superior, they little realise that one of the novices is the spirited daughter of retired musketeer D’Artagnan.

My New Partner

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 19:23:42 +0000

A streetwise Paris policeman who takes kickbacks from the minor criminals on his beat to allow them to continue is assigned an idealistic new partner fresh from police academy. He sets out to corrupt him…

Jupiter’s Thigh

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 19:23:05 +0000

Antoine, a professor of Greek, and Lise, a police inspector, honeymoon in Greece. There they meet a young couple, Charles, an archaeologist, and Agnes, a dishy flirt. Charles unearths the lovely buttocks of a classical statue and is determined to donate it to the Louvre. Agnes wants to sell it and gets a handsome local sailor to take it for an appraisal. When the sailor is murdered, the police suspect Charles and arrest Antoine as his accomplice. Lise swings into action, but before she can clear the men, Agnes springs them from jail, and now Lise must help them elude the police, find the real murderer, and recover the statue fragment. More art goes missing. What is the statue’s secret?